How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
