So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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