3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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