Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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