great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
