You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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