Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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