New low: just hacked my moms facebook
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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