From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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