Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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