Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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