I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
