do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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