I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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