Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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