I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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