Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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