you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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She even gives head with a lisp.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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