we have pet lesbian snakes
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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