i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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