More tranny stories later!
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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