Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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