he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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