I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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