she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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