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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face

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• (850): View more from Florida

  No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview

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• (530): View more from California

  i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories

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  Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences

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  great clearly means different things to us

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Congrats! Its a fuck boy!

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?

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