I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?