he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.