She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I look better un-naked...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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