I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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