question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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