Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
That accounts for only three of the penises
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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