I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You are a genius and a whore.
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