She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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