dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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