They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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