well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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