normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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