Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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