it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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