Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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