It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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