Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
