Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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