how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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