question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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