My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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