sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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