how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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