I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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