I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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