Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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