is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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