New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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