is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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