He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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