question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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