Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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