They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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