I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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